I.H.A.D.

I posted “Somebody That I Used To Know” on Facebook with no explanation, and several women from my past immediately offered up subtle invitations to reinitiate contact through texts and chats. Some less subtle than others.

Consequently, I’m thinking of instituting International Hamster Awareness Day as a worldwide holiday.  It could open eyes, swell genitals, and instill dread the world over.  Maybe it could be celebrated the Monday before Valentine’s Day.

Any suggestions on additional methods of celebration are welcome.

 

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